A Flibble for Carroll

by Ben Szwediuk
(Reading, Berkshire, England)

Alopropotorus- a gift to her thesaurus
a crackashock of elementary soil

So she flibberjibbed and doodlebugged
As mum begged her to eat her grubs
She said, "by kangaflop, I'm not that sort of boy!"

So despirited by this rejectaslump
-And affronted as a labratongue
Mum lollybopped her poor hamster’s wotsit.

In her response her daughter
flipped a colon quarter
And sung: "close your mouth , this helefrank may
sting!"