Bean Scene ...A..Salted

by kjforce
(United States)

Pass the SALT please

No one has ever been a... " salted " by Pepper.

Old Italian proverb says..

Usa too much a "salt " can change a you fate with you a mate ....


He was a very peculiar mate....

When it came to his dinner plate....

She served his favorite dish of beans...

And just forgot to add the salt, but by no means...

Was she to be faulted, just for beans that were not salted....

He ranted and raved about this issue....

She wondered how long he would continue....

He jumped up, and knocked her across the room....

It was then he realized his future was gloom...

As she picked up the plate...

And did not hesitate...

With the beans she did " assault " him !!!!

Hopefully from this little poem, you learned whenever able...

Make sure the salt shaker in on the table...

Keep this attitude up my mate...

And you could end up in a poem titled " GATOR BAIT "......