Flatulence and the Acting Profession

by Peter Stanford
(Sydney NSW Australia)

I rather like Sir John Gielgud
I've seen his work and it's real good
And he famously said that the name
Edward Woodward
Sounds
The way a fart in the bath would
And if anyone would
Have so clearly understood
That the name
Edward Woodward
Sounds
So good
It would
And it really only could
Have been Gielgud