Hairdo

by Paw Paw Time
(Bellwood Il. Cook)

Ask me why only if you dare
Why I put a pickle in my hair
I put cornbread and hot sauce too
Some molded cheese spoiled lettuce phew
Then went in some chicken bones
Vanilla broccoli ice cream cones
Volcano storm potato chips
With hot Tabasco fiery dip
Now close your eyes and imagine me
With the greatest hairdo you ever did see