It didn’t seem to fit

by G
(New Zealand)

I tried it on the floor
But it didn’t seem to fit.

So I tried it on the bench
But that didn’t help a bit

I pushed and I shoved
I was really getting cross

If this doesn’t work
I’ll have to call the boss

He soon arrived and said
‘You really are a clown, as usual
You’ve got it upside down.’

‘This is how it goes’ he said with a grin
Replacing vacuum bags
Is a simple task for him.