Nerdgasm

by Amanda Blanchard
(North Carolina)

oh, my god, the nerdist says…
this is something new
Ferguson's got that skeleton
i'm streaming Doctor Who !
if you need me, you can tweet me
ooohoohoo… shiny !
if you're eating unicorn
spit the glitter out
be sure to use lightsaber sticks
for your bacon strips and bacon strips
and bacon strips and bacon strips !
I'll rock the Leia slavegirl bra
if you can don a cape and hosen
we'll hashtag and getglue
till everyone knows what we're into !
we'll trend that topic, baby
as we squee away the day !