Sergeant Fluff SAS

by Thomas Vaughan Jones
(Liverpool UK)

I’ve heard a little rumour,
I’ll bet you’ll never guess.
They say that there’s a rabbit
serving in the S.A.S.

This rabbit is my hero.
The world knows him as Fluff.
He’s moody, mean, magnificent
unquestionably tough.

I’m really glad, for up to now
our lives weren't worth a carrot.
Now every rodent’s enemy
is sick as any parrot.

So every little farmer
had better learn to run,
for here comes Fluff, the rabbit
with his gun, gun, gun.

It’s all because of you, Fluff
that rabbit days are sunny.
You've given us a hero,

Yours Truly,
Bobby Bunny.