simply simple

by Vic Mallet
(Wentzville, MO)

Simply simple
About 50 buttons on this device
All labeled
How can anyone not work this

It's literally a gift from God
It can control your TV for crying out loud
Bit red button for off and on

Up and down to switch channels
Push any number(s) to go to a specific network
“BOOM!”, you’re there.

“Woah”, now was that hard.
Older people make it so much more difficult to use it
“How you work this thing Victoria”
Bruh.