Tag Says: Open Me Now

by Mari
(USA)

Freshly whipped, cougar tan

Santa's elves wouldn't understand

Cyber-crazy, values eliminated

Jingly jangle, triple X-rated

Holly and bright, a twinkling delight

Your wandering eyes never saw such a sight

Accentuated with mistletoe, coiled in crimson and blue

Merry Christmas baby... I'm a present for YOU!