WHY WHY WHY

by GEORGE CAMPOS
(ONTARIO, CA. - USA)

Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the container?
Is it good if a vacuum sucks?
Why does fat-chance and slim-chance mean the same?

Why sing 'Take me out to the ballgame.'
if we are already there?
Why does slow- down and slow-up mean the same?
Why are wise men and wise guys opposites?

Why is phonics not spelled the way it sounds?
If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Why press hard on remote when you know batteries are dead?

Why is it called a TV set if you only have one?
WHY WHY WHY.....